More of the exact same crap that happens every stupid page of this dumb book. Can’t even think of a reason to write any more creative a description than that.
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Judges 2-5
I’m back again again again for the ninth time. Well Joshua has decided to die again, and the lord is going to teach all those scheming Israelites a lesson by sort of punishing them, then rewarding them the minute they complain, then repeating.
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Joshua 22-Judges 1
Long live Joshua, the one who died so quickly! Dr. Joshua Kavorkian put us out of our misery quite mercifully. Also, we’re starting a new book! So far it reads like a bible but hopefully that will change.
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Joshua 19-21
In this short installment, nothing. Well some things but you’ll have to listen to find out. Not that I’m trying to make it suspenseful or something but I truly have already forgotten what happened. Drugs.
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Joshua 14-18
Jesus mother of Moses, Joshua has lost it. I seriously wonder if Moses came back from the dead and wrote this part. Joshua went from 60-0 in 2 seconds. Unbelievable. I might lose my audience because god made his bible so bad. Touche, sir.
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Joshua 10-13
Well it was a full day of murdering for the Israelites so I certainly hope they ate a good breakfast. Sometimes it’s really hard to maintain the level of killing necessary to please Yahweh without your hacking arm getting a little fatigued. Eat bananas.
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Joshua 7-9
Another episode of your favorite goofy, mass murdering Israelites! What will they think of next! Hijinks for this episode include luring an entire army out of a city to burn it down from within, and then murder every man woman and child! OMG, pranked!
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Joshua 2-6
I now worship at the alter of Joshua. This book is SUCH a relief so far. You’ll never even believe what happens…. You’ll never guess…. go ahead, try…. nope, wrong. SOMETHING. That’s it. That’s what happened. I know!
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Deuteronomy 32-Joshua 1
This is it…. the episode we’ve all been waiting for…. FINALLY it’s here… if you don’t know what I’m talking about, I envy you because that means you haven’t been plagued by the wretchedness that is what I’m talking about right now at this very moment
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Deuteronomy 20-24
Alright, I’ve recovered from a major website hack and live to tell the story! And Moses rewards us with maybe the best all around ridiculous bit of bible yet! Listen to this podcast or you’re letting the cyber terrorists win!
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