It’s the bible, it’s Isaiah, and it’s boring. Hopefully we will some day finish this terrible book and move on with our lives. Nah, never going to happen.

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God is so pathetic…  Find out why with some more boring Isaiah!!

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Episode 150!!! What did you bring for my celebratory potluck? Oh… nothing?  Oh, ok. Well.. did you bring like plastic silverware or something?  Oh I see…  So there isn’t a celebratory potluck is there….

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I wish I could think of something different to say here…. It’s more of the same. But I OVERCAME and made some more great jokes. I’m loving this show, it’s fun again thanks to my Patrons! What? How do you become one of those amazing, show-enabling, inspirational people? By jumping onto http://www.patreon.com/tandtheb of course!

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Some more hilariously boring prophecies! I had some fun with this one despite it being still incredibly repetitive and boring. Thomas to the rescue!

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Well this week we have some more prophesying and guess what guys, it’s not exactly favorable. That’s right! Bad things are going to happen to all the heathens of Egypt, Moab, and some other places you’ve never heard of! So cancel that vacation! That’s all that happens in this reading really but it’s still HILARIOUS because I’m like super good at comedy. Alright it’s pretty funny because I’m like kind of okay at jokes. Alright you got me, it’s tolerable and none of the other stuff is true. Alright you got me again. It sucks.

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More boring Isaiah… but don’t worry! It’s Thomas to the rescue, with his C+ sense of humor, to ease you all through the pain of the bible!

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More boring old Isaiah. One semi-notable thing though is that we hear a little prophecy about Immanuel, who people believe is Jesus. He will be born of god essentially, and all the good things will happen to the Jews. Doesn’t really seem like Jesus fits that description though, does it? Also, as Bart Ehrman and others have pointed out, if Jesus really did meet the criteria laid down in the Old Testament, why don’t Jews recognize him as the prophet?

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Well we’re done making sweet, sweet love to the Song of Songs, but don’t worry! We’ve got some more boring Israelite condemnation! They’re such sinners, aren’t they? They’d better get some fire and brimstone.

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The bible gets sexy with the song of songs! You’ll feel it in your holiest of holies.

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